shipsnamedenterprise:

*planet explodes* *removes one earbud* what

(Source: i-keep-cruising, via khaleesi-of-the-choyos)


mahimahi713:

cannibals-insomnia:

I’m putting my cat on a vegan diet.

"how could you do that! that’s animal abuse"

No it’s not. a vegan-only diet is actually very healthy for them.

"cats are carnivores. they need to eat meat"

I know. that’s why it’s a vegan-only diet. I feed them only the finest vegans I can find.

I was about to go off on you

(via thompsonanonymous)


ssjdebusk:

doctorsherlocklokison:

destielspooking:

fuckyeahlucifersupernatural:

#IT’S A TESTAMENT TO HOW TIGHT HIS PANTS ARE THAT HE CAN’T EVEN GET HIS FULL HAND IN HIS POCKET (via wintermoons)

I thought it was more of a testament to how huge his hands are

why does he have a crayon in his pocket

No but really this was my one take away. They’re all grown ass people in a bunker for grown ass people WHY would they have crayons more readily available than a dull pencil or pen? Did they go out and specifically buy crayons?!

(Source: plaiding, via justanotheridijiton)


tittily:

tenouttatenasses:

sandandglass:

Source

That’s the nicest thing I’ve seen today.

imagine being that one guy who broke an 11 hour kindness chain

(via get-your-ass-in-the-impala)


amoying:

maplesuhtori:

j0shdngr:

chill it’s cos your rare

the entire female population of east asia is rare?

homie ur about to be cooked medium rare and sacrificed

(Source: impastabowl, via thefaceofjack)


These be my original baes. Taken on the plane to Auckland for Taylor Swift last year, on a disposable camera that expired in 2003. 👌❤️


champagnesupernovagirl:

sad-nena:

She didn’t deserve to die, or suffer while she did, but I refuse to sympathize with Joan’s death. Much less compare her passing to that of Robin Williams’. Her humor was crude, unnecessary and hurtful. She was paid to make mean remarks towards celebrities and she made homophobic and racist comments while she did. She never made me laugh, and I don’t think that’s the type of “comedian” we should be praising.

This all this

(via thompsonanonymous)


fieldbears:

I think every writer/artist has that one story/drawing that gets completely skipped over, and they’d never say it aloud, but inside they’re like

'fuck all y'all, that's one of the best things I've done'

plus one story/drawing that everyone loves

'really? that one?'

(via tacogrande)



Stay Pony Golden Boy

(Source: t-shrit, via thompsonanonymous)